Nejen pro Slováky, dost dobrý

dost dobry

no to bola sila vole Ze je slovencina pekna.

to jo, slováci maji dost dobrý nadávky

v poslední době mě nejvíc zaujalo vajco a pupuš, to by tam taky chtělo zabudovat

super! v češtině by to takhle pěkně nevyznělo

ale pekny anglicko slovensky slovnik

super

no co, sme slovaci kua

a ke konci se to zlepšuje

Dopis vedení britské firmy, podnikající na Slovensku, zaměstnancům



Dopis pro slováky od vedení firmy

From: ******* Head Quarters

To: All Slovak Speaking Staff

Subject: Improper Language Usage



It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our

office in Slovakia that offensive language is commonly used by our

Slovak speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our

policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and

staff.

All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:





1.. Words like jebal pes, kurva zivot, kokot and other such

expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic

effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.



2.. You will not say dojebal when someone makes a mistake, or srali na

mna if you see someone being reprehended, or hovno when a major

mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srat and

jebat are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.



3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any

circumstances will be referred to as kokotenko, kokot, jebnuty or hajzel.



4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor will

persons who lack initiative be referred to as kokotko.



5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be

referred to as kokotiny.



6.. Do not say chod jebat svoju mamu if somebody is persistent; do not

add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.

Furthermore, you must not say dojebali sme to (refer to item 2) nor na

toto vyjebeme when a matter becomes excessively complicated.



7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say chod do

pice nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, co do pice

chces?".



8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly

industrial partners skurveny dodavatel.



9.. Do not say chodte do pice s tou kokotinou when a relevant project

is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrovy kokot do

tvojho zadku when your assistance is required.



10.. You should never call partner representatives as jebnuta svina or

skurveny hajzel.



11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms

such as jebatelna pica, skurvene hovado or kokotsky buzerant.



12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say

mozem si s tymto vytriet zadok! Just keep it clean and dispose of it

properly.



Thank you.